The nice people in Security have their offices in Hopkins Hall. They provide various helpful services:
- Ticketing cars that are parked in convenient locations
- Kicking people out of the library 15 minutes before it's supposed to close
They also do some other things:
- Unlock your room when you lock yourself out for the bargain price of only $5 (the first one each year is free)
- Give your guest permission to park in Lower Mission, if you fill out the form
- Agree to competitive bowling matches with students
- Give out phone numbers at night when 3131 is unavailable
- Pay students to read magazines at the table outside the office
- Engrave your "high-dollar-value items" for free
- Give you a new ID card for the bargain price of only $10 when you lose yours
Also see the College's Security main page, which contains useful information; and the Security staff page, which has some humorous interview snippets with the officers.