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The Dance Party

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An incipient political party founded by Daniel Klein '06 and including Jono Dowse '06 in its ranks as the Chief Funk Officer (CFO). The Dance Party's mission is to spread dance to every corner of the Earth. It knows no customary political borders. The Dance Dance Revolution will not be televised.

In the phrase "Dance Party," the word dance should be pronounced with a fully open a, as per the quasi-British new wave custom.

The Dance Party supports the existence of Duxembourg and has for this reason been granted an automatic majority in the Duxembourgish Parliament.