Tray carvings

Carvings generally fall into ~~three~~ ~~four~~ a bunch of categories: Wilbur trays, "Tray of" trays, tray puns, Cult of Tom trays, trays with pictures, and...other trays.

Let's make a comprehensive list of dining hall tray scratchings. Include locations, if known/remembered.

Wilbur...

Does anyone know Wilbur's story? Create it!

(An unlikely but intriguing possible source for the great resentment towards Wilbur may be the late 19th century serialized novel "Wilbur of Williams", [note: title may need correcting] which can be found in the Williams Archives. It is, naturally, a romance. Jealousy, perhaps?)

Wilbur Sucks I - LXII (beyond?)
Wilbur cooks with spices (Greylock?)
Wilbur was framed (Greylock)
Wilbur plays ice hockey (Greylock)
Wilbur takes econ
Wilbur invaded Poland (Greylock)
Wilbur donates blood (Mission)
Welcome to Wilbur Country (including serifs and Surgeon General's Warning; Mission)
Wilbur works the corner (Greylock)
Wilbur failed the MCATs
Wilbur tips poorly (Greylock)
Wilbur has halitosis (Greylock)
Wilbur felches (Greylock)
Wilbur eats veal (Greylock)
Wilbur watches figure skating (Greylock)
Wilbur worships false idols (Greylock)
Wilbur brakes for moose (Mission)

Cult of Tom

Cult of Tom
Cult of ~~Tom~~ Tom
Cult of ~~Tom~~ ~~Tom~~ Tom

and so on . . .

The Cult of Tom story orginated in 2000 when Tom Fleming ('00) and Jeff Grant ('00) were talking to each other and realized that people would wear pretty much any free T-shirt. Thus, Tom decided he could start his own cult merely by printing up shirts that said "Cult of Tom" and distributing them. The only rule for the Cult of Tom was that you must wear the T-shirt.

Then, Tom asked everybody with the shirt to wear it and come to his thesis defense to ask questions (perhaps silly questions or pre-arranged really intelligent ones). It was afterwards that "Cult of Tom" began being scratched onto Driscoll trays.

This is where the story diverges. Some say that Tom Stackpole ('01) got jealous and scratched out the orignal Tom and put his own name in. Others say that a friend of Tom's started the corrections, and thereby created a new Cult of Tom (Stackpole). At any rate, the original Cult of Tom supporters were angry, and scratched out the new Tom and replaced it with the old Tom. As a result, the system of odd-even number of Toms was created. An odd number of Toms meant Tom Fleming, and even numbers were Tom Stackpole.

Source: members of class of 2000, 2001 -- many of whom still have original Cult of Tom shirts.

Other incarnations of the Tom theme:

Cult of Thomas Edison
Cult of Strom
Cult of Sarah's Tomb (Driscoll; probably a vandalization of earlier Cult of Tom tray)

Tray of...

Tray of the Thnikkaman (including drawing; Mission)
The tray of repeatedly hitting yourself over the head with a shovel (Mission)
Tray of Spiritual Horniness (Driscoll)
Tray of Snow Bocce 2004 (Mission)
Tray of the Future (Mission)
Tray of Feral Pigs (Mission)
Tray of the Luv Potion (Driscoll)
Tray of Williams (Wesleyan)
Tray of Willful Disregard (Driscoll)
Tray of Unfulfilled Desires (Driscoll)
Tray of Tu Madre (Driscoll)

Tray Puns

Basic Trayning/I want to be a Driscoll Tray (Mission, was in Baxter)
Death Before Detrayal (Driscoll and Mission)
Tray Bien
Judgment Tray
Penetraytion (Mission)
Defenestraytion
Libertray, Egalitray, Fraternitray (Mission; also says Wilbur Sucks LI)
Take the A-Tray
Trayin' Alive (Mission)
Elizabeth Traylor (Driscoll)
Traymate of the Year (Driscoll)

Mysterious Drawings

A proof that temperatures exist below absolute zero using orbital diagrams (Driscoll)
An illustration of a normal gaussian distribution (Driscoll)
Some nonsense with a guy in a boat and an angel thing (Driscoll)

Other

Tray 3:16 (Mission)
e^(pi)(i) + 1 = 0 (Driscoll)
Mea mecum ludit virginitas (Driscoll)

Ideas for Carvings

So awful.

Infiltraytion (I think this one exists)
Tray the course
Extray credit for puns
Wilbur: Zuckerman's Traymous Pig (sucks)
Et tu, Brutray? Then fall, salad.
Tray the Earth Stood Still
Auto-Traycheotomy
Tray that funky music, white boy
Jonathan Traylor Thomas
LNT: Leave No Trays
My baby takes the morning trayn
Early Gothic Traycery (with sketches)
A sketch of the monster from Pumpkinhead 1