Rachel S. Selinsky '06 is kickin'-rad. That's really all you need to know.
Oh, and she's the HC of Fitch, the kickin'-raddest house on campus. Plus she has a thesis, so be nice to her. Rachel is also credited with coining the phrase 'fucking mandatory shit crap,' which comes up in conversation far more often than one might think. She is known to enjoy Laura Effinger-Dean '06.
And she's really really hot. Like whoa. Squared.