- Stay as cool as he is because no other college president knows how to keep it real the way our Morty does.
- Play Beirut with me
- Better, sponsor "Forties with Morty." On his front lawn.
- That is the best idea I've heard in a long time. College council should put it to a referendum.
- Seconded. They have to bring it now, right?
- College council has been officially petitioned.
- Splash some crazy colored paint on those black jeans.
- Three words: water-slide (the third word is just a Napoleon accent).
- Make Mountain Day a daily event
- Come to Stoney Ledge on Mountain Day!