Don't be shy. Can you do something that other people find useful, entertaining, or impressive? Don't hide it under a bushel! Instead, post here. Put your proficiency in parentheses. Add new categories and skills as appropriate.
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Automotive Skills
Drive Stick Shift
Evan Miller (maniacally)
Daniel Rooney (erratically)
Brendan Dougherty (smooth as shit out of a duck's ass)
Joe Shoer '06 (that's what she said)
Katie Montgomery (could drive anything from a '82 Toyota Tercel to a forklift, or so she believes)
Jessica Chung (I learned in a week.)
Samantha Peterson (automatics are for women)
Janey Waney Lee (She doesn't even need to say anything.)
Leah Joy Weintraub (In her other life, she actually is a race car driver.)
Lucy Cox-Chapman (Knows the subtle sounds of the transmission better than you do)
Helena Harnik (I have two driving licenses, one for each side of the road. Yeah that's right- I can use either hand to shift. That makes me 2x more stick-savvy than everyone else)
Ronit Bhattacharyya (Only ever driven stick-shift, now I just wish I could drive on the right side of the road)
Drive Really Fast In Reverse
Danny Fischler once pulled a k-turn, maxing at around 20mph, across the width of a freeway entrance. With Becky frickin' Burditt in the back seat. Ca-raaaaaazy.
Sweet Jumps
Change a Tire
David Rodriguez '06 has changed more than his fair share of tires and learned that salt+rust will effectively glue a wheel onto the axle. Solution? Wedge the flat edge of your hubcap-removal tool into the jammed area and whack the crap out of it with a hammer. Eventually, if you're lucky, that wheel will pop right off.
Jumpstart a Car
David Rodriguez '06 has also had his fair share of car jumpstarts and knows not to connect the black plug to red and red plug to black. If you do, you will blow the battery fuse in your fusebox and burn out some expensive component in your car. Through his learning processes, he found just how costly it is to replace the stock amp that powers your stereo.
Leah Joy Weintraub (but only if you ask nicely)
Hotwire a Car
Get a Williams Van License -If I Wanted To-
Oral Skills
I can blow free-floating saliva bubbles
Evan Miller (I can catch it, too)
I can curl my tongue into a W
I can touch my tongue to my nose
I can tie a piece of string in a knot in my mouth
I can remove one/all of my teeth
I can eat iced cream without using my tongue/lips
Manual Skills
I can snap my fingers by flipping my wrist
Evan Miller (right hand only)
Ronit Bhattacharyya (both hands)
Jonathan Dahlberg - amzingly well
I can pull my fingers back to touch the back of my hand
John Chatlos can.
Other body skills
I can dislocate my...
I can dislocate your...
Computer Languages
Perl
Kai Steverson (competent)
Evan Miller (wizardly)
Java
Daniel Rooney (disgusting)
Mathematica
Daniel Klein (is too a real language)
Joe Shoer '06 (it's my thesis, and I can do more with it than the math nerds can)
Laura Effinger-Dean '06 (I make pretty pictures for my thesis!)
Ruby
Evan Miller (the scripting language of choice)
Ronit Bhattacharyya (the only language I can grok)
PHP
Feats of Strength
I can benchpress my own weight in bad Christina Ricci movies
Object Tricks
I can swallow... (list object below)
Foreign Languages
Other Ways of Writing English
Braille
Auyon Mukharji knows braille. :.:.:.:: : :: : .. ::. I just said "Your mom's a fox".
Foreign Object Tricks
High Velocity Carbon Training
Luck
Lisetta Shah can find 4-leaf clovers pretty much just by looking down at the ground for a couple seconds, and sometimes without even that much effort.