Don't be shy. Can you do something that other people find useful, entertaining, or impressive? Don't hide it under a bushel! Instead, post here. Put your proficiency in parentheses. Add new categories and skills as appropriate.
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Automotive Skills
Can't Drive Stick Shift
Drive Stick Shift
Evan Miller (maniacally)
Daniel Rooney (erratically)
Brendan Dougherty (smooth as shit out of a duck's ass)
Joe Shoer '06 (that's what she said)
Katie Montgomery (could drive anything from a '82 Toyota Tercel to a forklift, or so she believes)
Jessica Chung (She learned in a week.)
Samantha Peterson (automatics are for women)
Janey Waney Lee (She doesn't even need to say anything.)
Leah Joy Weintraub (In her other life, she actually is a race car driver.)
Helena Harnik (I have two driving licenses, one for each side of the road. Yeah that's right- I can use either hand to shift. That makes me 2x more stick-savvy than everyone else)
Ronit Bhattacharyya (Only ever driven stick-shift, now I just wish I could drive on the right side of the road)
Anne Royston '08 (can shift from both driver's and passenger's seat; working on backseat)
Matthew Earle '07 (Double-clutch downshifts saves wear on synchros, but may have caused the expensive timing chain misalignment he just had fixed)
Drive Really Fast In Reverse
Danny Fischler once pulled a k-turn, maxing at around 20mph, across the width of a freeway entrance. With Becky frickin' Burditt in the back seat. Ca-raaaaaazy.
Sweet Jumps
David Rodriguez likes to go as fast as he can when he sees speed bumps and likes to think he gets an inch or two of air in his 2-ton SUV every time.
Change a Tire
David Rodriguez '06 has changed more than his fair share of tires and learned that salt+rust will effectively glue a wheel onto the axle. Solution? Wedge the flat edge of your hubcap-removal tool into the jammed area and whack the crap out of it with a hammer. Eventually, if you're lucky, that wheel will pop right off.
Jumpstart a Car
David Rodriguez '06 has also had his fair share of car jumpstarts and knows not to connect the black plug to red and red plug to black. If you do, you will blow the battery fuse in your fusebox and burn out some expensive component in your car. Through his learning processes, he found just how costly it is to replace the stock amp that powers your stereo.
Leah Joy Weintraub (but only if you ask nicely)
Hotwire a Car
Get a Williams Van License -If I Wanted To-
Oral Skills
I can blow free-floating saliva bubbles
Evan Miller (I can catch it, too)
I can curl my tongue into a W
I can touch my tongue to my nose
I can tie a piece of string in a knot in my mouth
David Rodriguez thinks this is child's play. The real challenge is getting a cherry stem into a knot in your mouth.
I can tie a cherry stem into a knot in my mouth
I can remove one/all of my teeth
I can eat iced cream without using my tongue/lips
Manual Skills
I can snap my fingers by flipping my wrist
Evan Miller (right hand only)
Ronit Bhattacharyya (both hands)
Jonathan Dahlberg - amzingly well
I can pull my fingers back to touch the back of my hand
John Chatlos can.
Other body skills
I can dislocate my...
I can dislocate your...
Computer Languages
Perl
Kai Steverson (competent)
Evan Miller (wizardly)
Java
Daniel Rooney (disgusting)
Mathematica
Daniel Klein (is too a real language)
Joe Shoer '06 (it's my thesis, and I can do more with it than the math nerds can)
Laura Effinger-Dean '06 (I make pretty pictures for my thesis!)
Ruby
Evan Miller (the scripting language of choice)
Ronit Bhattacharyya (the only language I can grok)
PHP
Feats of Strength
I can benchpress my own weight in bad Christina Ricci movies
Object Tricks
I can ride a unicycle!
Alex Ambros (the 1 in 2000 girl)
Elissa Brown (in the same entry as Alex - what's the probability of that?)
Abby McBride can too!
Bryan Dragon can but doesn't want anybody to know about it.
I can swallow... (list object below)
It's only a matter of time until Daniel Klein '06 makes a joke about Your Mom here.
Foreign Languages
Other Ways of Writing English
Braille
Auyon Mukharji knows braille. :.:.:.:: : :: : .. ::. He just said "Auyon's mom is a fox".
Margaret Pigman
Foreign Object Tricks
High Velocity Carbon Training
Luck
Lisetta Shah can find 4-leaf clovers pretty much just by looking down at the ground for a couple seconds, and sometimes without even that much effort.