See Your Mom.
"I've been seeing your mom. In bed." (quotation attributed to Daniel Klein '06)
Quotes attributed to Klein from College Bowl:
[regarding a real analysis bonus] "Yes! Yes! Give it to me!"
[upon being called a "pretentious fuck" by Evan Bick '06 ] "I'll pretentiously fuck your mother!"
[referring to the mother of Andrew Goldston '09 and his familial ability to quote Martin Buber] "I quoted your mom's Bubers to my face last night!"