- "Spending time" with significant other. So that's what kids call it nowadays...
- Drinking beers.
- Editing this wiki
- Mindless web surfing
- Reading blogs, sending gifts etc. on XuQa
- Looking up high school friends on Facebook
- Watching Daily Show clips on comedycentral.com
- Obsessively checking email
- Continuously refreshing the WSO homepage to see shared photos
- Reading emails sent to the WARP listserver
- Writing emails to the WARP listserver on important topics such as: "If Yoda, Gandalf, Superman, and Voldemort had a four-way death match onboard the spaceship Serenity, who would win?"
- Reading WSO blogs
- Snack Bar!
- Writing WSO blogs
- Talking on IM
- Text messaging really, really long messages
- Addicting Games
- Strong Bad Email
- Something Awful or Slashdot or Fark, the black holes of the internets
- Googlism
- Playing with Photoshop
- Getting a livejournal
- Checking your livejournal friends list
- Editing your livejournal format
- Making livejournal icons
- Reading a magazine
- Renting a movie from Sawyer and watching it on your computer (may I recommend Secret of the Sock Monkey?)
- Downloading a movie, (series, season's worth of programming from the network, Red vs. Blue, etc.)
- Cleaning your room
- Complaining about life to your roommate, JA, or total strangers
- Going to other people's rooms and distracting them
- Getting into pointless arguments at Ephblog or WSO blogs.
- Reading webcomics (PvP, Penny Arcade, Something Positive, and The Order of the Stick are all great for procrastinating; also, check out this List of Webcomics.)
- Playing WoW or similarly addictive computer games
- Learning a new programming language
- Finding and downloading programs for your computer
- Writing a script to control your favorite IM program from the command line
- Posting to the CS dept. sign.
- Ride the CS dept. scooters all the way from the physics building to the math library.
- Lathering, rinsing and repeating...several times
- Making a big pile of leaves and jumping in it
- Completing little tasks for the Amazon Mechanical Turk, and getting paid $0.03 each.
- Dancing around your room
- Reading aaaaalllll the way to the bottom of this list.