If you can sneak a flask into the Wege Auditorium, here's something to keep orgo a bit more interesting (and even less comprehensible):
Take a shot each time Professor Richardson...
- Throws something at students
- Trips over the lab bench
- Jumps up and down while erasing
- References the periodic table
- Says "makes perfect sense"
- Says "and it turns out..."
Caffinated Variations
- Jack Daniels and Coke make a great wake-me-up for those wonderful orgo mornings, and is easily disguisable if mixed in the bottle before class.
- Irish coffee (coffee w/ a shot or two of Irish whisky) will also do the job nicely.
- 100% EtOH from the chem stockroom could be used to make "some pretty nasty punch" as an annonymous lab prof once explained to me. Good luck getting your hands on it.