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===Halftime Putting Contest===
[[Image:Halftim.jpgJPG|right|thumbnail|From left to right: Mike D, Wilka-monster, Stilts, 13, Rossy, Old Saggy, Z-Mac, C-Ring, Slops, and BH]]At the halftime of the [[homecoming]] [[football]] game, the team gathers at (stumbles to) Taconic for a putting contest. Anyone not completely inebriated (Kevin, hrmph) should not participate. Recent winners have included Matt Slovitt in 2003, despite falling over on several of his putts, Brendan Conley in 2004, his decisive victory capping off a fantastic fall with the flatstick, and Kurt Brumme in 2005, who sank the winning 40-footer with a BAC of... a lot.
Talking wasted with Coach Pohle is not required, though it seems to happen every year and end poorly every time. "Enjoy the second half."