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they may give him a silly piece of paper, but my investigative efforts will never cease
And he still believes that Jesus rose from the dead.
Claimed middle names: "D'Lavish Whoopification," "D'Exciting Revelry," "Defender of Innocents," "D'Through Composed," "Dangerous Rhode Island Specimen," "Distraction Extraordinaire," "Decadent Senior," "Decadence in a Bowl," "Desperately Holding Up the Candle of Literacy During the Dark Ages," "D'Employed," "Delightfully Fun and Irish." Not "Derelict."