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Nickname: cockslapper 5'7" 145 (yeah, right).
Militant when drunk. Enjoys slapping around the women's team and Pancho Bruschetta. Assaulted Chris Kim with a smoked summer sausage. Never met a son of Abraham he didn't like.
November 15, 2006: It has been merely a rumor until today. It has been confirmed that Jon is now going by the self-created nickname, "The Widowmaker."