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Security is not that awesome.
The nice people in Security have their offices in [[Hopkins Hall]]. They provide various helpful services:
# Ticketing cars that are parked in convenient locations
# Kicking people out of the library 15 minutes before it's supposed to close
They also do some other things:
# Unlock your room when you lock yourself out for the bargain price of only $5 (the first one each year is free)
# Give your guest permission to park in Lower Mission, if you fill out the form
# Agree to competitive bowling matches with students
# Give out phone numbers at night when 3131 is unavailable
# Pay students to read magazines at the table outside the office
# Engrave your "high-dollar-value items" for free
# Give you a new ID card for the bargain price of only $10 when you lose yours
Also see the College's [http://www.williams.edu/admin/security/ Security main page], which contains useful information; and the [http://www.williams.edu/admin/security/staff/ Security staff] page, which has some humorous interview snippets with the officers.
# Ticketing cars that are parked in convenient locations
# Kicking people out of the library 15 minutes before it's supposed to close
They also do some other things:
# Unlock your room when you lock yourself out for the bargain price of only $5 (the first one each year is free)
# Give your guest permission to park in Lower Mission, if you fill out the form
# Agree to competitive bowling matches with students
# Give out phone numbers at night when 3131 is unavailable
# Pay students to read magazines at the table outside the office
# Engrave your "high-dollar-value items" for free
# Give you a new ID card for the bargain price of only $10 when you lose yours
Also see the College's [http://www.williams.edu/admin/security/ Security main page], which contains useful information; and the [http://www.williams.edu/admin/security/staff/ Security staff] page, which has some humorous interview snippets with the officers.