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As a boy, Theodore looked at a tree and felt a sudden urge to write furiously. What emerged was the currently accepted proof of Fermat's Last Theorem. He gave the proof to Andrew Wiles, his distant cousin, in order to escape celebrity and intellectual renown. Scholars are still debating this move, but the current thinking is that he did it to avoid scrutiny from the IRS. He has never paid taxes.
Once, over a log fire between a small group of friends, it was claimed that he has climbed all seven of the world's tallest mountains without oxygen and the use of his legs. It has been said that his only emotional ties lie in photosynthetic representations of Felis silvestris catuscata.
Theodore Wiles has never had a blog.