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''' NOTE: This page has been updated to remove all the '06es and '07s, at least from the first two sections. Their names have been moved to the "former students" section. '''
===Sit at my table===
(Please list the dining hall you eat at most of the time. There's no point putting your name randomly on this list)
#jordan landers. Can be found at breakfast in Driscoll with a whole grapefruit.
#Ben Howard
#Zach Safford (Not afraid to play with food)
#Dan Winston (lady, but not afraid to play with Zach)
#Katie Creel (10kac_2)
#Austin Stanley (I usually wear a hat)
#Liz Weinberg (eaw1) - Usually in Paresky or Dodd
===Drop by my room===
Bored and wandering campus? Stop and say hello to someone.
===Buy me dinner===
If you swipe us, we will come. Very cool seniors on the zero meal plan who love to be guest mealed:
1. Jeannette Rivera - I never use my guest meals. Wouldnt mind some dinner company either. :D
===Eat my food===
#Jordan Landers (Cooks healthy food. Really tasty healthy food. Amazing.)
===Will eat your food===
If you cook for me, I'll eat it. And hopefully like it.
#[[Jonathan Ohueri]] Notorious for accepting snack bar cookies.
I like reciprocity. Cook me food, and I'll eat it, and then I'll make you food- not necessarily in that order or at the same time.
#Jack Kling (09jak)
#Emily Maclary (10etm)
#Liz Weinberg (eaw1)
===Will eat the animals you have slain and cooked===
If you kill it, and then cook it for me, I'll eat it.
#Natalia Gonzales (whose father actually slays a cow every year, storing it in the Gonzales freezer for consumption... Natalia misses fresh beef)
If you find it, and put it in front of me, I'll eat it.
===Will refuse to be above cows on the food chain===
#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=09ras Rahul Shah] (Not really a Hindu but still feels uncomfortable eating beef)
#Auyon Mukharji: Willy C, off of the common room. Give me a call if you want to go dropkick puppies or something.
#[[Rahul Shah]]: Might kill the bacterium that is on your nose.
===Easy Target for Slaughter and Eating===
#[[Jarrad Wood]]: Usually found in Thompson or Schow. Follow the annoying laugh noises. Throw books at him, with Orgo mechanisms written all over them.
#Rachel Winch (06rlw). For real. E-mail me! I especially love vegetables and things that don't contain meat.
#[[Julianne Shelby '06]]: I live in the basement of Fitch, smoke outside of it all the time. Hit me up if you're short on cigs, I smoke Marlboro Reds, and I always have an axe to grind.
#Jason Ren (08jcr) will discuss the merits of universal cosmetic surgery, and bring the salmon#Aston Gonzalez#[[CategoryMorgan Goodwin]] (08mjg).#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/08sy sunmi yang] (Doesn't actually go to meals, but can be found at the Snack Bar almost every night.)#Kate Majzoub (I mostly eat on benches)#Jarrad Wood#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08aaw Anna Weber] will even give you a small houseplant, free of charge. (They make very good pets.)#Eduardo Lizarraga (08eml). I am vegetarian, so please no meat or fish. Cheese and eggs are fine.#Jono Dowse. Mm-mm-mmm.#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/08sy sunmi yang] eats almost anything and everything set in front of her.#Lisetta Shah#Emily Button#[[Michael Hagerty '08]]#[[Toby Hall]]#[[Katie Montgomery]] also refuses to be above fish. Which puts her in the regions of algae, probably.#Michael Anthony Del Rio:StudentsIf by animals you mean communist agitators, I'm your man.#[[Toby Hall]]: Will kill caribou and other large game with bare hands. Tips appreciated, but not necessary.