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Anime and porn? Bah. My dad invented hentai. Before hentai, all you could do was look at pictures of your favorite anime chicks and imagine them naked. How would your dad feel if my dad created a hentai video of your favorite manga girl having sex with an underage dog? I would guess that he would feel terrible and horny.
Hentai? My Dad is above that. In fact, he has, for several years now, been above even seeing my immediate family, dealing with us in brief notes that get passed through various secretarial hands before reaching us. He's just that busy. How would your Dad feel if he were...if you were to...I mean, if you never got to see him, your own dear father...not even Little League games, he never even came, even on your birthday...you know, I guess I feel pretty terrible.