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Busy and neglectful? Weak. My dad refuses to use a car, so he's the buffest 50 year old you'll ever meet. He also has to take occasional trips for work, so we never see him because he's riding 100 miles a day to and from Oregon. Before my dad, people never saw a bicycle traveling faster than their car on the highway. My dad is also a champion kick-boxer; it comes from all the riding.
Oh yeah? My dad is God, but since he knows everything he has no need for faith, so he's an atheist. Richard Dawkins always stops by to say he doesn't exist. He created Chuck Norris, the dad of the guy above me.