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Sage F is the can in your candy, the Mitch in your Albom, and the poop in your poopsicle. It is, in short, the best part of all of our Williams dreams, where entries actually work and the best (of) friends are made.
Less poetically put, It's across from Willy F, next to Sage E, and has a big plastered-over hole in its first-floor ceiling. The hole was created by [[Galen Holt '04]]; upon coming across the hall one day to visit [[Brent Yorgey]] and [[Ned Wydysh '04]], who lived in [[Sage F 105]], Galen remarked offhandedly, "would you give me $5 if I put my head through the ceiling?" Ned agreed, and Galen went off to get his kayaking helmet. Upon returning with his head thus protected, Galen proceeded to collect on the bet. Of course, he ended up with a net loss after being forced to pay for the ceiling's repair, but the $5 wasn't really the point anyway.
In a similar story, Thelonius "T.Sam" Jensen ('11) also punctured a hole in a wall of Sage F's first floor common room. At the time, the space had been dubbed the "Man Room" --astroturf covered the floor, pinups dotted the walls, and four TVs sat on a single desk. And in such a space, accidents occur. Thelonius, enraged over his failure to achieve a "beat-down" in Halo 3, hurled his controller through the west wall. The hole was less-than-tactfully hidden beneath a sheet of wide ruled paper posing as a funny note.
The Sage F Class of 2007-2008....BROOMBALL CHAMPIONS!!!!