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Big deal. My dad is really rich. Also, he controls the media. He basically does whatever he wants, and he usually wants to make other people miserable. How would your dad feel if my dad reserved every table at every restaurant in America on your parents' anniversary, or if he cancelled Monday Night Football? I would guess that he would feel terrible.
So what... My dad is really an alien. He has sweet telepathy skills, and he invented the internet. How would your dad feel if he saw my dad's thirty-foot retractable penis? I would guess that he would feel terrible.
''Let the games begin...''