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==Choice excerpts from WSO files==
Most of the following examples are taken from files and scripts written long ago but somehow still in use.
===Self-deprecation===
# Note, Apr. 2005: This is unspeakably shitty.
# This is ghetto.
# Yes, this method is mentally handicapped.
#HACK
# Our comments system is a total hack.
# The worst firewall ever.
# This SQL is so nasty I can't explain it.
#this makes me cringe, but oh well
===Self-Aggrandizement===
# In case there was confusion, this is *hot*.
# Who's a pimp.
# You can try to understand it,
# but I would regard it as holy writ.
===Self-defense===
#yeah, i know there isn't a whole lot of reason to abstract this,
#but you know what, suck it.
# This took me 15 minutes.
# 15 minutes don't buy documentation.
===Insult...===
# whoever commented this out is a dumbass
===Threats of Violence===
## Change these and I'll rip your fucking balls off
# These arguments are passed to us
# by /usr/sbin/adduser. Do not
# change them, unless you would
# please to put my TV in your butt.
===Miscellaneous===
# So if you've read the past two functions, you're probably
# wondering, why the fuck I'm passing parameters for the unix
# pkit_component via the model output instead of using
# component parameters.
if($unix eq '06cks'){return 1;} #super, super admin, i.e. me.
# This is where WSO staff enter personal hacks
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# JOSE (Judicious Online Secure Elections) Admin Module
# (Make no mistake; this system is named after Tequila)