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# {{outdated}}[[~~Your Mom|Your mom~~Category:To-Dos]].#Stop using the wiki as an extended blog. Hey Joe Shoer, do you want to bitch about anchor housing a little more? Write a book! Another example, this ridiculous complaining about peoples and cultures. ~~##Use the wiki as a blog to complain about people using the wiki as a blog.~~

#Embrace the revolution.

##Against anchor housing?

# Learn the difference between "you're" and "your."

##Also between "there," "their," and "they're."

###And "whose" and "who's."##And "to," "two", and "too," while we're at it.##And "It's" and "Its," for the love of God. ##And "then" versus "than."##And "Good" and "Evil"##And my personal favorite, "which" and "that."###And stop insisting on pseudorules, such as [http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/000918.html the which/that canard], that can claim the authority neither of history nor of literary usage.##And that "quote" is a verb, not a noun. That's "quotation"! On the contraty, "quote" is both a verb and a noun.### And some should learn to spell, apparantly. ####And some should learn to spell "apparently". (Leah I love you!)# Learn ~~what~~ that which constitutes a valid argument.

##Not possible in Mission. The hallways are too small and riot-proof.

# Unpop collars.

##Not possible in Mission?# Form a volunteer regiment to fight in Iraq and one to fight in Iran and in N. Korea and France and all the other bad ~~guy~~ guys who hate our freedom.## Not possible in Mission. Hallways are too small and prevent regiments from assembling.

# Repop collars.

# Drink less hate-orade.

~~# Make fewer brilliant puns that make lesser men jealous, and cause them to make snide remarks in past edits of this Wiki.~~

~~# Learn how to be an unforgivable cunt about grammatical issues.~~

# Have more bitchfests on the blogs.

# Realize that humanism is like a boot stomping on a human face forever.

# Realize that existentialism is a humanism.

# Visit Dartmouth and learn Beer Pong, which is way better than [[Beirut]].

## Play Beer Pong obsessively.

### Our campus isn't really configured quite right for beer pong.

# Make puns.

# Act like obnoxious dicks at the snack bar.

## Possible in Mission.

# Amuse random alums who edit the wiki.

# Guard against acting like tools. Self check, especially when drunk.

# Get into more blog bitchfests when there's work to do.

# Stop working and go out and get drunk and pull up stakes and smash bikes like the true inner tool you are.

# Wear more pink polos...and Re-pop the collars, one more time. (But only as a joke to mock people that actually think it looks good).

## Realize that the Pringle's advertising slogan is true for everything.

## Why pop the collar when you can turn it inward, so it disappears inside the shirt? Everyone needs to start doing this; Dan Winston '09 created it today. It's the total, ironic anti-pop. But it can't get too popular or he'll have to start ironically regular-popping his collar in response to the fake hipsters and their inward-pop.

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