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Yeah? Well get this... My dad is ME! I killed my real father, married my mother, and legally adopted myself. How would your dad feel if he saw me making sweet, passionate love to my own mother? I would guess that he would feel terrible.
Pssssh. Well my dad is 18th century literary critic Samuel Johnson. Not only did he write biting critiques of some of the most respected poets of his day, he also wrote the first dictionary of the English language, alone, in seven years. How would your Dad feel if he looked at a first edition copy of my Dad's Dictionary of the English Language and under the definition of "gullible" found a picture of himself? I would guess he would feel terrible.