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''' NOTE: This page has been updated to remove all the '06es and '07s, at least from the first two sections. Their names have been moved to the "former students" section. '''
===Sit at my table===
If you sit down, I won't look at you funny.
(Please list the dining hall you eat at most of the time. There's no point putting your name randomly on this list)
#Rahul Shah (09ras). I will remind you why I'm better than you.
#jordan landers. Can be found at breakfast in Driscoll with a whole grapefruit.
#Ben Howard
#Zach Safford (Not afraid to play with food)
#Dan Winston (lady, but not afraid to play with Zach)
#Elissa Brown (Well, anyways, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself)
#Jessica Rodriguez
#Jack Kling - Driscoll
#Jake Levinson (jl1) - Paresky. I'm very tall.
#Casey Lyons (ccl2) - Mission.
#Katie Creel (10kac_2)
#Austin Stanley (I usually wear a hat)
#Liz Weinberg (eaw1) - Usually in Paresky or Dodd
===Drop by my room===
Bored and wandering campus? Stop and say hello to someone.
# Ayesha Shahid-lives in Mission(prolly the only one in this list) and needs to learn a lot more. Come by and I'll listen to anything you can conjure up and even remember it. *will hand out free Dove beauty soap bars*
# Jeannette Rivera-Fay 212
===Buy me dinner===
If you swipe us, we will come. Very cool seniors on the zero meal plan who love to be guest mealed:
1. Jeannette Rivera - I never use my guest meals. Wouldnt mind some dinner company either. :D ===Eat my food=== If you want, I'll cook something for you (caveat esor) #Michael Gallagher Jordan Landers (06tmgCooks healthy food. Really tasty healthy food. Amazing.) ( ===Will eat your food=== If you cook for me, I'll eat it. And hopefully like it. #[[Jonathan Ohueri]] Notorious for accepting snack bar cookies. ===Will cook for you and eat your food=== I like breakfast reciprocity. Cook me food, and I'll eat it, and lunch too)then I'll make you food- not necessarily in that order or at the same time. #Rachel Winch Jack Kling (06rlw09jak)#Ben Cohen Emily Maclary (06bdc10etm)#Heather Casteel Liz Weinberg (06hdceaw1) ===Will eat the animals you have slain and cooked=== If you kill it, and then cook it for me, I'll eat it. #Jason Law Natalia Gonzales (06jlwhose father actually slays a cow every year, storing it in the Gonzales freezer for consumption... Natalia misses fresh beef)#Kate Majzoub ===Will eat animals you procure (06kmmnot necessarily cooked or slain)=== If you find it, and put it in front of me, I'll eat it. ===Will slay, cook, and eat YOU=== #M[[Elise Piazza]] ===Will refuse to be above cows on the food chain===#[http://wso. Esa Seegulam williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=09ras Rahul Shah] (06mesNot really a Hindu but still feels uncomfortable eating beef) (Sold his hair ===Will kill animals=== #Auyon Mukharji: Willy C, off of the common room. Give me a call if you want to go dropkick puppies or something.#[[Rahul Shah]]: Might kill the bacterium that is on your nose. ===Easy Target for a meal)Slaughter and Eating=== #[[Jarrad Wood]]: Usually found in Thompson or Schow. Follow the annoying laugh noises. Throw books at him, with Orgo mechanisms written all over them.
===Sit at my tableWill be an asshole===
I will "cook for you," but I will then shun you and feed it all to my farm animals, just to spite you and waste your time. If /when you sit downcook for me, I won't look at will tell you it is shitty and you should go die, before you funnyeven start cooking.
#Evan Miller#Lisetta Shah#Jono Dowse#Joe McDonough; but how will you know it's me? I shall wear Peter Shin (is a blue carnation in my buttonhole. "It's not the time of year for oranges," I will say. Respond "The herring flies at midnight."#Joe Shoer#LaVonna Bowen (06lmb) will look at you funny, but she does that with everyone.#Jason Ren#Aston Gonzalez#Cat Vielma (will probably look at you funny, and don't bring salmon!)#Rachel Winch#Rahul Shah (09rasreal asshole). I eat almost every meal at Driscoll. Come join me. I usually engage in interesting discussion at meal time.
#Evan Miller feels funny being at the top of this long list.
#Lisetta Shah
#Jono Dowse
#Joe McDonough; but how will you know it's me? I shall wear a blue carnation in my buttonhole. "It's not the time of year for oranges," I will say. Respond "The herring flies at midnight."
#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06jps Joe Shoer], who does not actually wear laser goggles on a regular basis. He is also capable of talking about much more than anchor housing.
#LaVonna Bowen (06lmb) will look at you funny, but she does that with everyone.
#Rachel Winch
#[[Diana Davis '07|Diana Davis]]
#Kashif Akhtar
#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06jps Joe Shoer] (Come see my vintage '77 Star Wars poster!)
#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06lmb LaVonna Bowen] plays video games when she's not working. Which is all the time.
#[[Alan Cordova]] (Stop by Sawyer carrel 3N30 to see my vintage '05 Kyrgyz election posters!)
#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jdk Jonaya Kemper] loves when people drop by. She often has candy and baked goods available.
#Alan Cordova (06arc_2)
#Rachel Winch (06rlw)
#Ben Cohen (06bdc)
#Heather Casteel (06hdc) (particularly enjoys sunday brunch)
#Jason Law (06jl) (hair's making a recovery)
#Kate Majzoub (06kmm)
#M. Esa Seegulam (06mes) (Sold his hair for a meal)
#Roy Liu (06rl)
#Jen Messier (06jam_2)
#Jess Lovaas (06jll)
#Gillian McBride (06gmm) (parents love me and so will you)
#Kathryn Fromson (06kef) misses dining hall lunch, not so much dinner
#Julie Esteves (06jte) loves people...but only if they provide her with food
#Rachel Winch (06rlw). For real. E-mail me! I especially love vegetables and things that don't contain meat.
#[[Julianne Shelby '06]]: I live in the basement of Fitch, smoke outside of it all the time. Hit me up if you're short on cigs, I smoke Marlboro Reds, and I always have an axe to grind.
#Jason Ren (08jcr) will discuss the merits of universal cosmetic surgery, and bring the salmon
#Aston Gonzalez
#[[Morgan Goodwin]] (08mjg).
#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/08sy sunmi yang] (Doesn't actually go to meals, but can be found at the Snack Bar almost every night.)
#Kate Majzoub (I mostly eat on benches)
#Jarrad Wood
#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08aaw Anna Weber] will even give you a small houseplant, free of charge. (They make very good pets.)
#Eduardo Lizarraga (08eml). I am vegetarian, so please no meat or fish. Cheese and eggs are fine.
#Jono Dowse. Mm-mm-mmm.
#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/08sy sunmi yang] eats almost anything and everything set in front of her.
#Lisetta Shah
#Emily Button
#[[Michael Hagerty '08]]
#[[Toby Hall]]
#[[Katie Montgomery]] also refuses to be above fish. Which puts her in the regions of algae, probably.
#Michael Anthony Del Rio: If by animals you mean communist agitators, I'm your man.
#[[Toby Hall]]: Will kill caribou and other large game with bare hands. Tips appreciated, but not necessary.