Overheard at Goodrich

Overheard at Goodrich: the random and crazy things that one inevitably hears when lounging around in that cozy hangout we know and love.

Feel free to post anything (and everything) you hear. Be nice; keep the quoted anonymous. Purely for enjoyment... and procrastination.

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And they lived happily ever after...

Girl in Goodrich loft: "Cheap vodka is the difference between love and desire."

How I get my daily dose of cancer

Dissapointed GCB patron: "The regular yogurt doesn't have enough chemicals in it for my satisfaction..."

Freudian psychology explains everything

Girl #1: "This banana is disgusting!"

Girl #2: "That's because it's green."

Girl #1: "But it was so big..."

Bathroom stall girl#1: So, yeah- speaking of that, my old high school gym teacher was 94.

Bathroom stall girl #2: Ew, really?

BSG2: Yeah, but he was, like, really fit. You couldn't even tell he was old sometimes!

BSG1: That's cool...

BSG2: Yeah, he was, like, legally blind too.

BSG1: Ew!

BSG2: Yeah, but it was so nice; 'cause when he played softball, he pitched

better than all the girls. He was so cool.