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== Coke machines ==
"Soda" is actually called ''pop'' [http://www.popvssoda.com by some people]. Others try to please most demographics by refering to it as "soda pop," while still others, for some inexplicable reason, call all varieties of soda "coke." The title of this section is able to sidestep this issue, as Coca-Cola Co. has a deal with the college to provide free beverages in the dining halls in return for the exlusive exclusive right to put vending machines on campus, thus all soft drinks here may be justifiably gathered under the term "Coke."
=== '62 CTD Basement ===
Located in the depths of the lower level in the mini-kitchen, near the AMT green rooms. Is both empty and seemingly dysfunctional. The card reader does not work and if you ask for your dollar bill back it gives you quarters instead. This machine is notable for being one of the few on campus that distributes CANS of soda, rather than plastic bottles. On one hand, you get less soda per order- on the other hand, sometimes you just want to satisfy a small craving, not chug a 400+ fl. oz bottle. This machine is perfect for those times. Also, each can is only 65 cents. That's AMAZING when compared to the exorbitant pricing of some machines (I'm looking at you, dollar-twenty-five-soda-machine-just-outside-of-Schow).
===Art Studio===
Albeit unreliable when it comes to using change (the coin slot has been broken for quite some while), the soda machine takes cards and dollar bills. Located on the 2nd floor of Spencer, in the nook next to the couches.
=== Brooks ===
Takes neither cards nor coins, so keep your dollars crisp. Make sure your item is in stock too, because it doesn't return those dollars either.
Note: NEVER WORKS.
===Carter===
A dark horse, reliable diet coke source which lurks next to the copy machine on the second floor.
=== Hopkins Basement ===
Located near the men's bathroom, perhaps the most theiving machine on campus. Also boasts the worst selection of drinks (particularly when the Coke and Sprite are sold out). However, undeniably useful if one has a morning class in Hopkins or is drooping off during [[College Bowl]] practice.
=== Jesup 2nd floor ===
Update 2: Appears to be fixed
Update 3: Appears to be broken again
=== Mission ===
Located in the basement. Was the cause of much frustration for certain upperclassmen living there this past summer; never accepted either cash or cards, necessitating the meticulous collection of loose coins before making a trip downstairs.
=== Perry House ===
Coke machine located in the side entrance. Frequently empty.
=== Prospect Basement===
Has been known to give water instead of Powerade.
=== Sawyer entrance Basement ===
Infrequently empty.
Tucked in the corner of the room with the pool tables.
=== Prospect Basement === Love them strawberry pop-tarts. Make sure you have dollar bills or change because the snack machines won't take your card. === Bronfman Basement Williams Hall ===