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Theodore's brand of TV includes sheer cliff climbs, wading massive rapids, and even wrapping his urine-soaked t-shirt around his head to help stave off the desert heat. Ted has eaten snakes, eaten raw fish with the comment "I love sushi!", rubbed ice on his body to warm up after jumping into an icy lake, squeezed elephant dung into his mouth for water, ripped raw chunks of meat off a dead zebra with his teeth, drank his own urine, and spent hours constructing a bamboo bridge in attempt to cross a river. Intermittently, Dumptruck Wiles also regales the viewer with tales of other adventurers stranded in the wilderness. These stories inevitably end in one of two ways: someone gets "lucky" and survives or someone struggles to remain alive for weeks on end but eventually dies.
Ted made his first film / television appearance on Britain's longest running game show, Countdown, in 1983 (http://imdb.com/name/nm2124758/). Since then he has been the notable star of two short films. The first, "Weight," by D.R. Samuels is a haunting tale of a man who is ghosted by the memory of his girlfriend. Ted beautifully captures the longing of the primary character, "Ted." In the second short film, "Procrastination," by Toby Funke Hall, Ted plays the role of the wisealeck Cook. He keenly renders his pork-chop grilling characters' sharp insights on the world of the main character, Toby Hall, and his relationship with Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
Known Aliases: Ted, The Ted, Teddy, Mr. Ted, Sam Bowie, T. Fagles, T. Feagles, Horsepiss Wiles, Steve Perry, Dumptruck, Dumptruck Wiles