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a) stems from the combination of the first letter in his first name (G) and the last three letters of his last name (Rod). Also, this is something of a homonym, as it could also be a lewd synonym for a part of the male anatomy (yes, THAT part of the male anatomy).
b) stems from the combination of the first letter in his first name (G) and the fact that, as any Geto Boy will tell you, he doesn't "talk to police, make a peace bond, or trust in the judicial sytem." His defining moment came in the aftermath of the inaugural D3-a-thon, in which he was indeed the sober bartender, and he indeed refused to "poor pour out the soda."
c) stems from the fact that Geoff Rodriguez is partly made of metal. The reader may use his or her imagination. The moral of the story is: No force, natural or manmade, can derail Geoff Rodriguez.