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He knows a lot about petting zoo and go kart track stuff.
His knowledge of petting zoos and go kart track stuff is only rivaled by his knowledge of everything else in the world. Dan is very smart.
Dan defines a sport as:
1. Competitive 2. Skill-based 3. Stands alone as a workout
Dan doesn't think baseball is a sport because baseball players just stand there most of the time.
Dan thinks he is good at Call of Duty but he really is not good at Call of Duty. He doesn't know anything about war and military strategy.
If Call of Duty was a game about petting zoos and go kart track stuff, Dan would certainly pwn noobs all the time.
DAN = RAD DUDE