A teapot? That's a load of hot water! My dad is Shien Non Shei, the man who invented tea. How would your dad feel if my dad made him completely irrelevant and stupid? I guess that he would feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound sack.
These Oh yeah? Well my dad invented the space bar! How would your dad feel if my dad started out at the top of upholding his patent and your dad started having to pay for every word in the page a lot more clever than they are nowridiculously wordy labels on his tea bags? I would guess that he would feel terrible.