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The only '''Computer Science''' department is located on campus where the professors go by first name. Although Brent is the department chairthird floor of Thompson Science, real power lies with Mary. I discovered this one day while working in the Unix lab, when a message popped up on my screen: "This computer is being rebooted by Mary." My miserable logged-majority of its facilities in existence lasted about three seconds after thatThompson Chemistry. It was all I could do in my power to hit C-x C-s to save my work and jump and wail in terror. Beware is a refuge from the power of Marycrazy, illogical world.

All professors in the CS also has the coolest set of professorsdepartment go by first name. And Jeannie is currently the coolest set of intro classesdepartment chair.

Non computer scientists should refrain from coming to department snacks and stealing our precious foodCS has the coolest set of professors. Except Tosin, who is always welcome anywhereAnd the coolest set of intro classes.