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"Being bi is tough because it’s all the attractive people who remind you how lonely you are." — Emily White '19
"Less is more when it comes to holes" — Tristan Wille '22Anonymous
"Kyrjistan was the first country to ever lose their constitution. They literally misplaced it." — Ben Baily '22
"Nobody can die before I get in my grad school applications. Then they can die all they want." — Anonymous
"That's the thing about anarchy, there aren't even sign up sheets." — Sam Schraver '22Anonymous
"'Adult Sorry' is just alcohol." Eric Tran '22
"Sometimes I just cackle at the amount of irrelevant problems people think real in this world of horror" — Anonymous
"I think you should lose a point on the Rice Purity Test just for having a Venmo" — Anonymous