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Oh yeah? Well, guess what? My dad is The Man. No, really, he's like, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man The Man]. My dad ruined the ozone layer and burned down the Amazon and kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank. Does your dad run his own business? How would your dad feel if he knew that my dad not only controlled the entire North American military-industrial complex but also owns every transnational media and entertainment conglomerate and topples democratically-elected governments on a regular basis, just for kicks? I would guess that he would feel terrible.
Oh yeah? Well, my dad is [[Your Dad]]. That makes us siblings! How would your dad feel about me showing up on his doorstep and claiming to be his long-lost child? I guess that he would feel terrible.