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My dad is an Elder of Zion and a prominent leader of the International Jewish Conspiracy. Together with powerful Jews like Joe Lieberman, Stephen Spielberg, and Morty Schapiro, my dad will not rest until Jews have infiltrated every aspect of government and media for complete world domination. How would your dad feel when the agenda of IJC has been swiftly realized and he'd misplaced his phylactery? I would guess that he would feel terrible.
Pssssh. Well my dad is 18th century literary critic Samuel Johnson. Not only did he write biting critiques of some of the most respected poets of his day, he also wrote the first dictionary of the English language, alone, in seven years. How would your Dad feel if he looked at a first edition copy of my Dad's Dictionary of the English Language and under the definition of "gullible" found a picture of himself? I would guess that he would feel terrible.
Caucasian, please. My dad is Ludwig Wittgenstein. How would your dad feel if he were a logical positivist who thought that he had a handle on my dad's position on linguistics and the nature of reality and then my dad went and completely changed it up on him? I would guess that he would feel terrible.