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Whatev. My dad wrote your finals. That take home PoliSci test with sixty-two essays? Those lab reports that must be written entirely in Pig Latin and iambic pentameter? The astronomy test with the question that reads: "#3. Create a star. Show all work. Explain this star's effect on at least twenty constellations and six historical sea voyages?" Yeah, those were him. How would your dad feel if he knew that my dad plans on taking points off in-class timed essays because of archaic rules about grammar and punctuation? I would guess that he would feel terrible.

Да ладно тебе. Мой отец говорить по-русски. Как твой отец бы чувствовал себя, если бы мой отец написал кое-что в его ВИКИ, и твой отец ничего не мог бы читать? Наверно, он бы чувствовал себя хуёво.