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''' NOTE: This page has been updated to remove all the '06es and '07s, at least from the first two sections. Their names have been moved to the "former students" section. '''
===Sit at my table===
If you sit down, I won't look at you funny.
#Ben Howard
#Zach Safford (Not afraid to play with food)
#Dan Winston (lady, but not afraid to play with Zach)
#Elissa Brown (Well, anyways, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself)
#Jessica Rodriguez
#Jack Kling - Driscoll
#Jake Levinson (jl1) - Paresky. I'm very tall.
#Casey Lyons (ccl2) - Mission.
#Katie Creel (10kac_2)
#Austin Stanley (I usually wear a hat)
#Liz Weinberg (eaw1) - Usually in Paresky or Dodd
===Drop by my room===
Bored and wandering campus? Stop and say hello to someone.
# Ayesha Shahid-lives in Mission(prolly the only one in this list) and needs to learn a lot more. Come by and I'll listen to anything you can conjure up and even remember it. *will hand out free Dove beauty soap bars*
# Jeannette Rivera-Fay 212
===Buy me dinner===
If you swipe us, we will come. Very cool seniors on the zero meal plan who love to be guest mealed:
===Eat my food===
If you want, I'll cook something for you (caveat esor)
#Jordan Landers (Cooks healthy food. Really tasty healthy food. Amazing.)
===Will eat your food===
If you cook for me, I'll eat it. And hopefully like it.
#Eduardo Lizarraga (08eml). I am vegetarian, so please no meat or fish. Cheese and eggs are fine.#Rachel Winch (06rlw). For real. E-mail me! I especially love vegetables and things that don't contain meat.#Jono Dowse. Mm-mm-mmm.#Sunmi Yang. Will probably eat anything and everything set in front of her[[Jonathan Ohueri]] Notorious for accepting snack bar cookies.
===Will cook for you and eat your food===
I like reciprocity. Cook me food, and I'll eat it, and then I'll make you food- not necessarily in that order or at the same time.
#Lisetta ShahJack Kling (09jak)#Emily Maclary (10etm)#Liz Weinberg (eaw1)
===Will eat the animals you have slain and cooked===
If you kill it, and then cook it for me, I'll eat it.
#Natalia Gonzales (whose father actually slays a cow every year, storing it in the Gonzales freezer for consumption... Natalia misses fresh beef)
If you find it, and put it in front of me, I'll eat it.
===Will slay, cook, and eat YOU===
#[[Elise Piazza]]
===Will refuse to be above cows on the food chain===
#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=09ras Rahul Shah] (Not really a Hindu but still feels uncomfortable eating beef)
===Will kill animals===
#Auyon Mukharji: Willy C, off of the common room. Give me a call if you want to go dropkick puppies or something.
#[[Rahul Shah]]: Might kill the bacterium that is on your nose.
===Easy Target for Slaughter and Eating===
#[[Jarrad Wood]]: Usually found in Thompson or Schow. Follow the annoying laugh noises. Throw books at him, with Orgo mechanisms written all over them.
===Will be an asshole===
I will "cook for you," but I will then shun you and feed it all to my farm animals, just to spite you and waste your time. If/when you cook for me, I will tell you it is shitty and you should go die, before you even start cooking.
#Peter Shin (is a real asshole).
== Will Pretend To Be An Asshole At First ==
I will be genuinely intimidating when you first meet me, will be haughty, arrogant, and caustic, make fun of you, and drop references to ''Starship Troopers''(1997) without dropping a beat so that you never know whether I'm really saying something or incorporating a quote from ''Starship Troopers'' into casual conversation. Then, you will discover that everything was an act and that you've won my undying respect and admiration for withstanding all that bullshit with a patient smile on your face. We will indulge in a month or two of constant, passionate sex, to the detriment of schoolwork, social lives, etc. until I have your complete trust and devotion and you can't imagine spending your life with anyone else. Then, I'll stab you in the back by having sex with somebody else, just because I have this personality disorder where I only want to have sex with people that are somehow "off-limits," prompting you to discover that the sensitive, sexy me is the REAL act, and, as it turns out, your first impression was right: I was actually an asshole all along. Thus you will learn the bitter lesson that you must ALWAYS judge a book by its cover. PS: I will never cook for you.
#Miles Klee (is almost too good of an asshole)
== Former Students ==
#Evan Miller feels funny being at the top of this long list.
#Lisetta Shah
#Jono Dowse
#Joe McDonough; but how will you know it's me? I shall wear a blue carnation in my buttonhole. "It's not the time of year for oranges," I will say. Respond "The herring flies at midnight."
#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06jps Joe Shoer], who does not actually wear laser goggles on a regular basis. He is also capable of talking about much more than anchor housing.
#LaVonna Bowen (06lmb) will look at you funny, but she does that with everyone.
#Rachel Winch
#[[Diana Davis '07|Diana Davis]]
#Kashif Akhtar
#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06jps Joe Shoer] (Come see my vintage '77 Star Wars poster!)
#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06lmb LaVonna Bowen] plays video games when she's not working. Which is all the time.
#[[Alan Cordova]] (Stop by Sawyer carrel 3N30 to see my vintage '05 Kyrgyz election posters!)
#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jdk Jonaya Kemper] loves when people drop by. She often has candy and baked goods available.
#Alan Cordova (06arc_2)
#Rachel Winch (06rlw)
#Ben Cohen (06bdc)
#Heather Casteel (06hdc) (particularly enjoys sunday brunch)
#Jason Law (06jl) (hair's making a recovery)
#Kate Majzoub (06kmm)
#M. Esa Seegulam (06mes) (Sold his hair for a meal)
#Roy Liu (06rl)
#Jen Messier (06jam_2)
#Jess Lovaas (06jll)
#Gillian McBride (06gmm) (parents love me and so will you)
#Kathryn Fromson (06kef) misses dining hall lunch, not so much dinner
#Julie Esteves (06jte) loves people...but only if they provide her with food
#Rachel Winch (06rlw). For real. E-mail me! I especially love vegetables and things that don't contain meat.
#[[Julianne Shelby '06]]: I live in the basement of Fitch, smoke outside of it all the time. Hit me up if you're short on cigs, I smoke Marlboro Reds, and I always have an axe to grind.
#Jason Ren (08jcr) will discuss the merits of universal cosmetic surgery, and bring the salmon
#Aston Gonzalez
#[[Morgan Goodwin]] (08mjg).
#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/08sy sunmi yang] (Doesn't actually go to meals, but can be found at the Snack Bar almost every night.)
#Kate Majzoub (I mostly eat on benches)
#Jarrad Wood
#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08aaw Anna Weber] will even give you a small houseplant, free of charge. (They make very good pets.)
#Eduardo Lizarraga (08eml). I am vegetarian, so please no meat or fish. Cheese and eggs are fine.
#Jono Dowse. Mm-mm-mmm.
#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/08sy sunmi yang] eats almost anything and everything set in front of her.
#Lisetta Shah
#Emily Button
#[[Michael Hagerty '08]]
#[[Toby Hall]]
#[[Katie Montgomery]] also refuses to be above fish. Which puts her in the regions of algae, probably.
#Michael Anthony Del Rio: If by animals you mean communist agitators, I'm your man.
#[[Toby Hall]]: Will kill caribou and other large game with bare hands. Tips appreciated, but not necessary.