== East College ==
Home of the scoundrels. Beware of people who live hereThe second-oldest building on campus, it was constructed in 1797, several years after [[West College]]. They have a certain rat-like quality.were creative with the building names back when the college was founded, weren't they?
They Anyway, East College is now one of the two first-year dorms in the [[Odd Quad]], along with [[Fayerweather Hall]]. Both of theses dorms feature horizontal entires, unlike the vertical entries in [[Morgan]], [[Lehman]], [[Sage]], and [[Williams Hall]]. East is located directly across the quad from [[Currier]], and is thus an excellent position for aspiring [[WARPies]] or [[Deviants]]. Unfortunately or fortunately, depending on the day of the week, it is also located directly across the "eyeballs" from [[Goodrich]], which can get rather annoying for first-years trying to do not use work on weekends, but does make stopping for a cuppa on the toiletway to class quite convenient. They pee in their closets It also features relatively large rooms, single-sex restrooms, and the only frosh entry easily represented by a local road sign (which college security officials often lecture against stealing at the beginning of the year). Oh, and since I replaced a flagrantly partisan anti-East entry, I might as well add that East 1 alumni are cool. Yeah. Woo.
