According to the Authorities
Andrew Goldston '09 used to be Andrew Goldston '08, but a freshman year injury led to a semester off, ensuring that for more than a year he would live in fear of the day his 08 login would be taken away, replaced by an 09 login. Then one day it happened, and he got over it.
Andrew Goldston was born in 1973 and currently has 8 children, 2 grandchildren, and 3 more grandchildren on the way. He graduated in 1995, but has been creepily hanging around campus ever since, because that's just the kind of guy he is.
He also goes by the name Charlie.