[[Category: Needs organization, revision, or replacement]]A bunch of atheistic anarchists masquerading as "improv comedians", whose sole true purpose for existence is Bolshevik agitation and the dissemination of irreligious propoganda in the from of [[arachnobat|fugly bat-spiderCategory:Groups]] posters. Join me and John Birch in our courageous defence of the American Way by tearing down all such handbills on sight and recycling them.
It is also worth noting that {{outdated}}Combo Za is not funny. At all.*Not true. Usually in a half-hour show, there will be one thing that makes you laugh, and/or two that make you smile. Still less funny than almost any webcomic you can find, but there is humor there.
. . .We don't do that shit no more.*A Damn Leftist Lie: They still do that shit, and they always will== Combo Za presents Zalloween ==
'''Saturday October 31th 10pm in an Undetermined Location'''
BURN THEM! OFF WITH THEIR HEADSHell shall be unleashed. Improv Comedy will happen. People might die. ---- People could '''die'''. That's ''real''. Then they could come back. That isn't real, but it is scary. It is vis-a-vis worth noting that Combo Za cannot be killed, as it grows stronger with [[auditions|the addition of new members every fall]]. It is heretofore worth noting that new members will be put in a lottery... a death lottery. Combo Za is currently: (11) Julia Drake, Jon Foster, Chris Fox, Isaac Nicholson, Drew Murray(12) Noah Schechter, Jonathan Dean Draxton(13) Ryan Pavano, Scott Rodilitz, Chris Gay, Sarah Freymiller Combo Za has been: (07) Spike Friedman, Miles Klee, Annie Smith, Greta Wilson(08) Sara Carian, Peter Schmidt(09) Ruth Aronoff, Kaveh Landsverk, Zach Safford, Rashid!and Quinn Franzen(10) Jesse Gordon, Chris Milliken, Christina Sanders, Joe Lorenz(06) Brendan, Lavonna, Travis, Cece, Sam, and John(05) Colin, and Ricardo(04) Sam...and other people goin back to 85 It is posthumously worth noting that [[arachnobat|Colin hates]] you
