The Eminently Quotable Dan Klein
See Your Mom.
Quotes attributed to Klein from College Bowl:
[regarding a real analysis bonus] "Yes! Yes! Give it to me!"
[upon being called a "pretentious fuck" by Evan Bick '06 ] "I'll pretentiously fuck your mother!"
[referring to the mother of Andrew Goldston '09 and his ability to quote Martin Buber] "I quoted your mom's Bubers to my face last night!"
[in response to Goldston's description of Inquisition-starting Sixtus IV as his least favorite pope] "If it weren't for the Inquisition, you'd still be in Spain."
The Less Quotable Klein
Daniel is a scholar-athlete. He enjoys listening to opera, mainstream-ish indie rock, and the works of Stephen Sondheim '50. He is majoring in Mathematics and Biology. Never would he wish anyone else's mother misfortune or discomfort.