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Officially known as the Deadly Ten, 2008.
 
Officially known as the Deadly Ten, 2008.
  
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The defining characteristic of the Deadly Ten is that no one can know them all.  It is a physical impossibility.  Were someone to know nine and finally meet the tenth, said someone would disappear from the space-time continuum, as if they had never existed.  Or he/she might spontaneously combust.  We're not sure which.
 
The defining characteristic of the Deadly Ten is that no one can know them all.  It is a physical impossibility.  Were someone to know nine and finally meet the tenth, said someone would disappear from the space-time continuum, as if they had never existed.  Or he/she might spontaneously combust.  We're not sure which.
  
I don't know all of the deadly ten, as evidenced by the fact that I'm not dead.
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# Sara Carian:  Pretty obscure.  Most people who saw her in 2005-2006 thought she was a senior.  And since she went to Oxford the next year, it looked like she was.
 
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# Ben Wood: silent, but deadly.  
But here are some guesses:
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# Chris Paci. This one was particularly difficult due to the fact that he took/audited not 4, not 5, but 7 classes in his senior fall, further evidence that he was following in [[Brian Hirshman]]'s footsteps.  Further complicating matters was his penchant for impromptu day trips to Prague.
 
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# Greg Tobkin.  He's an evil genius in his spare time.  He won't write a dissertation for his PhD in Bioinformatics...he'll write two.  And cure cancer.  But at what price?
1.  Sara Carian:  Pretty obscure.  Most people think she's a senior.  And since she's going to Oxford next year, it'll look like she was.
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# Corey Beverly. Sure, you might be friends with him on facebook or have seen him rocking out with Wyclef, but who can REALLY say that they know him? ...oh yeah. Probably all of you.
 
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# MaddieJones. Spent a year at Oxford and is the women's rugby scrum captain. She probably smoked you in some econ or orgo exam and you still don't know her. This is good though, cause once you meet her, death is imminent. MaddieJones counted to infinity...twice.  
2.)  Ben Wood: Silent, but deadly.
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# Unknown.
 
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# Unknown.
3.)  Hope Tammany.  Often called with Tamanny Hope.  She's that sidelined.  She is also known to beat people up on occasion, sometimes even rendering them useless on the floor of the B.
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# Unknown.
 
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# Unknown.
4.)  Paci. This one is particularly difficult due to the fact that he is taking/auditing not 4, not 5, but 7 classes, as well as his penchant for impromptu day trips to Prague.
 
 
 
5.) Corey Beverly. Sure, you might be friends with him on facebook or have seen him rocking out with Wyclef, but who can REALLY say that they know him?  
 
...oh yeah. Probably all of you.
 
 
 
6.)  Greg Tobkin.  He's an evil genius in his spare time.  He won't write a thesis in his senior year...he'll write two. And cure cancer. But at what price???
 
 
 
7.) ?? [Briefly Teng Jian Khoo, who shouldn't be on this page, because he's an '09. In your face, 09ras.]
 
 
 
8.) ???
 
 
 
9.)  ???????
 
 
 
10.)  ???????
 
 
 
  
 
For the flip side of the coin, see [http://wso.williams.edu/wiki/index.php/Undeadly_Ten the Undeadly Ten].
 
For the flip side of the coin, see [http://wso.williams.edu/wiki/index.php/Undeadly_Ten the Undeadly Ten].

Latest revision as of 00:15, June 1, 2019

Officially known as the Deadly Ten, 2008.

Despite Williams' small size and the fact that everyone seems to know everyone, or is at least connected to them somehow, it remains a fact that it's impossible to know everyone. And there are some people that it REALLY seems impossible to know, for one reason or another.

The defining characteristic of the Deadly Ten is that no one can know them all. It is a physical impossibility. Were someone to know nine and finally meet the tenth, said someone would disappear from the space-time continuum, as if they had never existed. Or he/she might spontaneously combust. We're not sure which.

  1. Sara Carian: Pretty obscure. Most people who saw her in 2005-2006 thought she was a senior. And since she went to Oxford the next year, it looked like she was.
  2. Ben Wood: silent, but deadly.
  3. Chris Paci. This one was particularly difficult due to the fact that he took/audited not 4, not 5, but 7 classes in his senior fall, further evidence that he was following in Brian Hirshman's footsteps. Further complicating matters was his penchant for impromptu day trips to Prague.
  4. Greg Tobkin. He's an evil genius in his spare time. He won't write a dissertation for his PhD in Bioinformatics...he'll write two. And cure cancer. But at what price?
  5. Corey Beverly. Sure, you might be friends with him on facebook or have seen him rocking out with Wyclef, but who can REALLY say that they know him? ...oh yeah. Probably all of you.
  6. MaddieJones. Spent a year at Oxford and is the women's rugby scrum captain. She probably smoked you in some econ or orgo exam and you still don't know her. This is good though, cause once you meet her, death is imminent. MaddieJones counted to infinity...twice.
  7. Unknown.
  8. Unknown.
  9. Unknown.
  10. Unknown.

For the flip side of the coin, see the Undeadly Ten.