Difference between revisions of "Duxembourg"

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Home of the award-winning AQUADUX, the Duxembourg National (all-male) Synchronized Swimming Team.  Unfortunately, the Aquadux have not been able to compete lately, as their coach suddenly discovered that she was 8 months pregnant and they have not yet found a replacement.
 
Home of the award-winning AQUADUX, the Duxembourg National (all-male) Synchronized Swimming Team.  Unfortunately, the Aquadux have not been able to compete lately, as their coach suddenly discovered that she was 8 months pregnant and they have not yet found a replacement.
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==Propaganda==
 
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"Experience Duxembourg--where larb isn't just food, it's a way of life."
 
"Experience Duxembourg--where larb isn't just food, it's a way of life."
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Duxembourg's most exotic locales include the Tabletian Isles of Doorknob, Ankle, and Cold.

Revision as of 12:02, November 30, 2005

A Grand Duchy located on the Spanish-Romanian border.

Its national anthem is currently being written.

The Dance Party has majority control of the Duxembourgish parliament.

Home of the award-winning AQUADUX, the Duxembourg National (all-male) Synchronized Swimming Team. Unfortunately, the Aquadux have not been able to compete lately, as their coach suddenly discovered that she was 8 months pregnant and they have not yet found a replacement.


Propaganda

Duxembourg is quickly become a popular vacation site due to the effective ad campaign of the Duxembourg Board of Tourism. Slogans include:

"Duxembourg. Come for the totties, stay for the larb."

"Got Dux?"

"Experience Duxembourg--where larb isn't just food, it's a way of life."


Duxembourg's most exotic locales include the Tabletian Isles of Doorknob, Ankle, and Cold.