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People love this shit! Have you seen "Bro Rape" on YouTube? You HAVEN'T?! Well you don't really need to. All you need to do is pepper your conversations with the word "bro" and people will you think you are making a well-crafted allusion to the ubiquitous Bro Rape video. Make sure people know that you are kidding, and not from the West Coast. Even jokes that seemed off-limits before because they were homophobic will seem only VAGUELY homophobic and TOTALLY ironic if you insert the word "Bro" somewhere in there.
4. Ironically Sing Bad Songs Without Musical Accompaniment
Haha, wowzers! Remember that song "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent? Wasn't it terrible? But remember how much everybody loved to dance to it anyways because it has that easy beat and the lyrics are sooooooo ironically great as sexual euphemisms? Too bad. That shit is played. But you know what isn't overdone? Singing it "A Capella," meaning "in matching shirts". Boy, people sure will think it's funny! Oh my God, what about "Umbrella", but if only MEN sing it! Oh lordy, I can't breathe.
5. Teach Someone The Soulja Boy Dance
Actually, if you know anybody who can't already perform the Soulja Boy dance, you may as well give up on ever introducing them to popular culture, and you should start searching for replacement friends.
This is certainly not an exhaustive list. If anyone has any more awesome tips, by all means, add your advice!