Difference between revisions of "Frosh Quad abs"

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A half-assed attempt by Tim Durham and Andy Schmegel, who are both Monophysite bastards [http://wso.williams.edu/blog/view?id=1258], to compete with the untouchable [[Prospect Abs]]. What extra pounds of flab they will obtain by creating such a program is beyond all current knowledge.
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A valiant attempt by leader Tim Durham and first mate Andy Schmegel to bring stability and order to the world of abdomination by overturning the monopoly professed by the corrupt and pathetic force known as "Prospect Abs". In this epic conflict of good and evil, only one can prevail, only one can bring peace and order the universe, only one can reign supreme over all that is abdominals, only one, Frosh Quad abs.
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Revision as of 01:16, December 6, 2005

A valiant attempt by leader Tim Durham and first mate Andy Schmegel to bring stability and order to the world of abdomination by overturning the monopoly professed by the corrupt and pathetic force known as "Prospect Abs". In this epic conflict of good and evil, only one can prevail, only one can bring peace and order the universe, only one can reign supreme over all that is abdominals, only one, Frosh Quad abs.

This message brought to you by everyone on the cross country team that doesn't suck.