Michael Hagerty

Michael Hagerty has a very interesting Rugby Football Club nickname with a very entertaining etymology. He was also the chief promotor of the unsuccessful phrase 'challa-bread' used to denote things that were cool.

Michael also plays the mandolin and is very willing to tell any number of the shady stories he has formulated in his travels through this world.

He also doesn't know what etymology means.

His only childhood friend was a stuffed baby lion named Lion Baby. You can find it resting peacefully upon his bed, where it was violated by the inebriated and delusioned Maggie Tucker.