President's House

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This structure is built on the old latrine of Fort Massachusetts (West College). At first a modest structure, it has slowly had additions put on, in a process largely comparable with the weight gain on Your Mom.

Other features of the President's House:

  • Cow barn.
  • Green house.
  • Expanded dining room.
  • Secret bat cave.
  • Waterpark.

Actor, game show host, speechwriter and economist Ben Stein notably referred to the President's House as being the most beautiful house one did not have to pay money to get inside, and equated his California home with the President's House's maid's quarters in terms of lavishness.