Traditionally, every [[entry]] and many upperclassmen suites have a quote board on which residents, and occassionally sober or not sober visitors, record those special moments when somebody says something that they ought to be reminded of forever. This distinguishes the quote board, which is intended to permanently hold content, from the [[white board]], which is a palimpsest intended for ephemera.
[[Category:Guides]][[Category:Advice]][[Category:Williamspeak]]Quote boards are some large material that can be stuck to a wall and inscribed upon. Suites that care strive to put their own mark on a quote board not just found in the textentry common rooms, but in the materials. Boards have been made of everything from transparent contact paper to . For ease of quoting in the heat of the moment, wise students will permanently affix a writing implement to the quote board, at least a pen, but the most posh of boards will feature a array of magic markers . . . which will often slowly vanish over usually highlighting funny things that people said throughout the course of a year.
It is a possible point of debate whether a quoteworthy thing one says should go Here on the nearest Willipedia, we are trying to create our very own quote board, or on your quote board compiling a master list of some of origin. The most embarassing students' best quotes probably go on both.
Almost without exceptionPlease add to the list, avoid anything too explicit, every entry will begin and share you and your friends' immense wisdom. ==Willipedia Quote Board== "Here's what you should do. Just go in the music lab - people in there don't wake up - and just take their kidneys." Steven Ai '18 "Being bi is tough because it’s all the attractive people who remind you how lonely you are." — Emily White '19 "Less is more when it comes to holes" — Anonymous "Kyrjistan was the year with first country to ever lose their own quote boardconstitution. They are fixtures literally misplaced it." — Ben Baily '22 "Nobody can die before I get in my grad school applications. Then they can die all they want." — Anonymous "That's the thing about anarchy, there aren't even sign up sheets." — Anonymous "'Adult Sorry' is just alcohol." — Anonymous "I had a craving for deep fried oreo crusted chicken.""That's why you got kicked out of the [[common room]] or hallGarden of Eden, and most [[Junior Advisor|JA]]Ben. That's original sin right there." — Anonymous "What's the weirdest thing you've ever spilled on yourself? Mine was 16 snails." — Anonymous "I don't think there's will ensure one a such thing as 'lowkey' necrosis." — Anonymous "I don't know that I want to be THAT rich or THAT famous, just enough to buy unlimited kit kats." — Anonymous "Daylight savings is createdjust legally time traveling. " — This leads every year Anonymous "I will be right back, assuming that I don't lose the will to return along the way." — Sebastian Black '19 "Hot take: the phenomenon Incredibles 2 was about sodomy." — Aidan Dunkelberg '22 "I miss the excitement of nearly empty quote boards, being lit on which one may observe fire." — Anonymous "Sometimes I just cackle at the amount of irrelevant problems people think real in this world of horror" — Anonymous "I think you should lose a few quotes scrawled early point on the year being Rice Purity Test just for having a Venmo" — Anonymous "I don't actually bust nuts in the only residents of a far-too-large quote boardsound booth...'cause then you guys would get an allergic reaction" — Anonymous "I didn't fail No Nut November, because it's October 37th. This looks pretty lame" — Anonymous "Oh man, and Calvin Coolidge's reelection really turned everyone off." — Anonymous "All I want in life is for Starbursts to some speak poorly of sell full bags that are just the ingenuity of the inhabitants of that suitestrawberry banana flavor." — Anonymous "My pussy created Amazon." — Anonymous