Skills

Revision as of 19:41, October 27, 2005 by 137.165.220.66 (talk) (Jumpstart a Car)

Don't be shy. Can you do something that other people find useful, entertaining, or impressive? Don't hide it under a bushel! Instead, post here. Put your proficiency in parentheses. Add new categories and skills as appropriate.


Automotive Skills

Drive Stick Shift

Evan Miller (maniacally)

Daniel Rooney (erratically)

Brendan Dougherty (smooth as shit out of a duck's ass)

Joe Shoer '06 (proficiently)

Katie Montgomery (could drive anything from a '82 Toyota Tercel to a forklift, or so she believes)

Jessica Chung (I learned in a week.)

Samantha Peterson (automatics are for women)

Janey Waney Lee (She doesn't even need to say anything.)

Leah Joy Weintraub (In her other life, she actually is a race car driver.)

Change a Tire

David Rodriguez '06 has changed more than his fair share of tires and learned that salt+rust will effectively glue a wheel onto the axle. Solution? Wedge the flat edge of your hubcap-removal tool into the jammed area and whack the crap out of it with a hammer. Eventually, if you're lucky, that wheel will pop right off.

Jumpstart a Car

David Rodriguez '06 has also had his fair share of car jumpstarts and knows not to connect the black plug to red and red plug to black. If you do, you will blow the battery fuse in your fusebox and burn out some expensive component in your car. Through his learning processes, he found just how costly it is to replace the stock amp that powers your stereo.

Get a Williams Van License -If I Wanted To-

Leah Joy Weintraub (but only if you ask nicely)

Oral Skills

I can blow free-floating saliva bubbles

Brendan Dougherty

I can curl my tongue into a W

Evan Miller

David Rodriguez

I can touch my tongue to my nose

I can remove one/all of my teeth

I can eat iced cream without using my tongue/lips

Manual Skills

I can snap my fingers by flipping my wrist

Evan Miller (right hand only)

Ronit Bhattacharyya (both hands)

I can pull my fingers back to touch the back of my hand

Computer Languages

Perl

Kai Steverson (competent)

Evan Miller (wizardly)

Java

Daniel Rooney (disgusting)

Mathematica

Daniel Klein (is too a real language)

PHP

Feats of Strength

I can benchprench my own weight in bad Christina Ricci movies

Object Tricks

I can swallow... (list object below)

Foreign Languages

Sign Language

Foreign Object Tricks