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#[[Jessica Walthew]]:  As long as you allow me to eat whatever's left over.  Raw.
 
#[[Jessica Walthew]]:  As long as you allow me to eat whatever's left over.  Raw.
 
#[[Toby Hall]]: Will kill caribou and other large game with bare hands.  Tips appreciated, but not necessary.
 
#[[Toby Hall]]: Will kill caribou and other large game with bare hands.  Tips appreciated, but not necessary.
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#[[Rahul Shah]]: Might kill the bacterium that is on your nose.

Revision as of 10:24, March 4, 2006

Sit at my table

If you sit down, I won't look at you funny.

  1. Evan Miller feels funny being at the top of this long list.
  2. Lisetta Shah
  3. Jono Dowse
  4. Joe McDonough; but how will you know it's me? I shall wear a blue carnation in my buttonhole. "It's not the time of year for oranges," I will say. Respond "The herring flies at midnight."
  5. Joe Shoer, who does not actually wear laser goggles on a regular basis. He is also capable of talking about much more than anchor housing.
  6. Leah Shoer (I figure, why not? This is your last semester to meet both Shoers. You might even get a two-fer if you time it right.)
  7. LaVonna Bowen (06lmb) will look at you funny, but she does that with everyone.
  8. Jason Ren (08jcr) will discuss the merits of universal cosmetic surgery, and bring the salmon
  9. Aston Gonzalez
  10. Cat Vielma (will probably look at you funny, and don't bring salmon!)
  11. Rachel Winch
  12. Rahul Shah (09ras). I eat almost every meal at Driscoll. Come join me. I usually engage in interesting discussion at meal time.
  13. Morgan Goodwin (08mjg). Mission mostly
  14. Sunmi Yang (Doesn't actually go to meals, but can usually be found at the Snack Bar. As in, almost every night.)
  15. Jordan Landers. Can be found at breakfast in Driscoll with a whole grapefruit.
  16. Kate Majzoub (I mostly eat on benches)
  17. Katie Montgomery likes meeting new people.
  18. Teng Jian Khoo (If you randomly see a long-haired guy eating alone at Mission, it's probably me)
  19. Peter Nunns; you bring the conversation topics. Unless otherwise prompted, I only talk about zombies, Futurism, famous lunatics, beards, and the shortcomings/failures of capitalism. - as a side note, Peter is crazy and topics may also stray to giant squid, eugenics, sado-masochism and the glory of Morgan West
  20. Ben Howard
  21. Jarrad Wood
  22. Diana Davis
  23. Zach Safford (Not afraid to play with food)
  24. Dan Winston (Not afraid to play with Zach)
  25. Elissa Brown (Well, anyways, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself)
  26. Jessica Rodriguez
  27. Kashif Akhtar

Drop by my room

Bored and wandering campus? Stop and say hello to someone.

  1. Joe Shoer (Come see my vintage '77 Star Wars poster!)
  2. LaVonna Bowen plays video games when she's not working. Which is all the time.
  3. Alan Cordova (Stop by Sawyer carrel 3N30 to see my vintage '05 Kyrgyz election posters!)
  4. Anna Weber will even give you a small houseplant, free of charge. (They make very good pets.)

Buy me dinner

If you swipe us, we will come. Very cool seniors on the zero meal plan who love to be guest mealed:

  1. Michael Gallagher (06tmg) (I like breakfast and lunch too)
  2. Rachel Winch (06rlw)
  3. Ben Cohen (06bdc)
  4. Heather Casteel (06hdc) (particularly enjoys sunday brunch)
  5. Jason Law (06jl) (hair's making a recovery)
  6. Kate Majzoub (06kmm)
  7. M. Esa Seegulam (06mes) (Sold his hair for a meal)
  8. Roy Liu (06rl)
  9. Jen Messier (06jam_2)
  10. Jess Lovaas (06jll)
  11. Gillian McBride (06gmm) (parents love me and so will you)
  12. Kathryn Fromson (06kef) misses dining hall lunch, not so much dinner
  13. Julie Esteves (06jte) loves people...but only if they provide her with food

Eat my food

If you want, I'll cook something for you (caveat esor)

  1. Alan Cordova (06arc_2)
  2. Jordan Landers (Cooks healthy food. Really tasty healthy food. Amazing.)
  3. Teng Jian Khoo (09tk) I have too much food right now. It may or may not have to be cooked, but if you want Malaysian food, you know where to get it.

Will eat your food

If you cook for me, I'll eat it. And hopefully like it.

  1. Eduardo Lizarraga (08eml). I am vegetarian, so please no meat or fish. Cheese and eggs are fine.
  2. Rachel Winch (06rlw). For real. E-mail me! I especially love vegetables and things that don't contain meat.
  3. Jono Dowse. Mm-mm-mmm.
  4. Sunmi Yang. Will probably eat anything and everything set in front of her.

Will cook for you and eat your food

I like reciprocity. Cook me food, and I'll eat it, and then I'll make you food- not necessarily in that order or at the same time.

  1. Lisetta Shah

Will be an asshole

I will "cook for you," but I will then shun you and feed it all to my farm animals, just to spite you and waste your time. If/when you cook for me, I will tell you it is shitty and you should go die, before you even start cooking.

  1. Peter Shin (is a real asshole).

Will eat the animals you have slain and cooked

If you kill it, and then cook it for me, I'll eat it.

  1. Peter Nunns
  2. Michael Hagerty '08
  3. Natalia Gonzales (whose father actually slays a cow every year, storing it in the Gonzales freezer for consumption... Natalia misses fresh beef)

Will eat animals you procure (not necessarily cooked or slain)

If you find it, and put it in front of me, I'll eat it.

  1. Toby Hall

Will give you a smoke and stay for a chat

  1. Julianne Shelby '06: I live in the basement of Fitch, smoke outside of it all the time. Hit me up if you're short on cigs, I smoke Marlboro Reds, and I always have an axe to grind.

Will kill animals

  1. Auyon Mukharji: Willy C, off of the common room. Give me a call if you want to go dropkick puppies or something.
  2. Michael Anthony Del Rio: If by animals you mean communist agitators, I'm your man.
  3. Peter Nunns: Always up for a good vivisection.
  4. Jessica Walthew: As long as you allow me to eat whatever's left over. Raw.
  5. Toby Hall: Will kill caribou and other large game with bare hands. Tips appreciated, but not necessary.
  6. Rahul Shah: Might kill the bacterium that is on your nose.