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Here's a place to let people know what, exactly, you can hack. (Or use.)
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Also for those who feel that they are inadequate because they cannot program in TeX/Mathematica, there will be workshops on these topics during Winter Study. All Math majors will receive an email about this soon. Anyone else can sign up by emailing Rahul Shah (09ras) or look in the daily messages/other appropriate communication media. ==Computer The Devil's Languages==
===Assembly Language===
[[Jing Cao]] now knows he should extend before division
[[Sean Barker '09]] had flashbacks during Compilers.
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/qz1 Qiao Zhang'13] gdb is your friend!
===Bash===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07mg_2 Michael Gnozzio/cj1 Chuan Ji] :(if only my [[Cowshell]] were so scriptable){:|:&};:
===Befunge===
===C===
[[Jing Cao]] Compiled his second C program with no syntax errors
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08xjh Jerry He]
Just compiled his 300th C program with 33 syntax errors
[[Arjun Narayan '10]] Hello world only
[[Jeff Marsceill '08]]
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/qz1 Qiao Zhang'13] heap allocators, garbage collectors, and painful debugging!
===C++===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/cj1 Chuan Ji] How do I deal with memory leaks? By writing code that doesn't have any.
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/qz1 Qiao Zhang] How do I deal with memory leaks? I use smart pointers.
===Haskell===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08xjh Jerry He] tentatively agrees
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/abs1 Antal Spector-Zabusky] <code>:: [Either FreeTime Deadline] -> [Program]</code>
===Hypertalk===
===Java===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08xjh Jerry He] will always be a beginner in this language. Just don't get it.
[[Jeff Marsceill '08]]
[[Sean Barker '09]] likes type safetyknows too many of the libraries by heart. ===JavaScript=== [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (just a pinch) [[Sean Barker '09]] wishes IE would die a horrible death. [[Jono Dowse|Jono Dowse '06]] (scattered bits)
===LabVIEW===
===LaTeX===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08xjh Jerry He] Used to be in the league but have since defected to using Lyx: the Wysiwyg Latex editor.
[[Jeff Marsceill '08]]
===Matlab===
===Mathematica===
Any physics major worth their weight in problem sets
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08xjh Jerry He]
(a must-learn for any physics major)
Math majors can do it too.
===Objective C===
===PARI/GP===
===Perl===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06cks Kai Steverson] (competent) [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (wizardly) [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08jwc_2 Jing Cao] (kind of) [[Brent Yorgey]] '04 (JAPH) [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07mg_2 Michael Gnozziojmh1 $ perl -e "length q local and print chr oct ord q open do and print chr ord qw q uc q and print chr ord qw q lc q and print chr ord q tie lt and print chr ord q map m and print chr ord qw q ne q and print chr ord q q q and print chr ord uc q chr lc and print chr ord q ref or and print chr ord q msgctl m and print chr ord qw q s q"] (well enough to know i despise it)
===PHP===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08kch Katherine Huang] (sort of)
[[Arjun Narayan '10]] Also knows what all three letters stand for. And all three. And all three. And all three...
[[Sean Barker '09]] also knows what the three letters used to stand for.
[[Jono Dowse|Jono Dowse '06http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/jmh1 Julian Hess]] (agrees that PHP provides for pretty hellish programming. [http://wwwwso.qwantzwilliams.comedu/archivefacebook/000577view/cj1 Chuan Ji] better than Perl at least...html pretty okay])
===PL/SQL===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller/jmh1 Julian Hess] (a terrible language)'; DROP DATABASE
===Python===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08xjh Jerry He]
(the greatest language ever invented! If not the most useful)
===R===
[[Arjun Narayan '10]] But not as good as [[Aaron Schwartz]]
===Ruby===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08xjh Jerry He]
(the language of convenience)
===TI-BASIC===
===WC3400 Microcode===
Jing Cao Broke the phase 2 record
===XML/XSLT/XPath/XQuery===
==God's Languages== ===Lisp=== (append (cons '[[Brent Yorgey]] (cons '04(cons '[Ronit Bhattacharyya http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung] '07)))[[Arjun Narayan]] (hey, at least I'm not claiming CSS & HTML to be languages)
== Hardware ==
=== Electric ===
Arjun Narayan '10
=== Breaking CPU chips ===
=== Peck-Typing ===
==Software==
===ChemDraw===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07whp Hazen Parsons/ts4 Tarjinder Singh] ===Microsoft Paint===[http://wsoThe hardest program he knows how to use.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07spt Peter Tosirisuk] doesn't need your fancy "Pho-to-shop" razzmatazz.:)
===PowerPoint===
===Adobe Photoshop===
[[Sean Hayes]] (Decent skills)
===AppleWorks===
==1337 |-|@><0R==